JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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