I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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