im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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