i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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