my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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