I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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