hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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