That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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