I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore