I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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