6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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