Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
How naked do you want me to be?
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