Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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