So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
