thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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