so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
as a side note pls kill me
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