were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I could fuck to npr.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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