I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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