Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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