are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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