Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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