eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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