I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
ugly people sure do ruin things
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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