is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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