She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My cat gives me a boner
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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