I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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