there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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