The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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