Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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