Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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