oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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