just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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