You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
