its not stalking. its research.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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