You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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