And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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