Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
