I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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