I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I party with great urgency now.
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