she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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