As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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