Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I could fuck to npr.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm like, not good at living.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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