rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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