So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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