you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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