Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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