It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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