best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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