I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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