drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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