The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need to sanitize my soul.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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