The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
FUCK WHALES
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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