The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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