Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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