Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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