ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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