Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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