did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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