Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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